Edward *adjusts tie, checks cuff links*: It was quite kind of Kathryn to allow us to come join your newsletter for the afternoon, although I need to be off shortly for some…extracurricular activities my lovely fiancée, Roxy, has planned for us this evening.
Max: Sex swing?
Edward *blushing*: A Cavendish has no need for a sex swing.
Max: But I literally saw it when I was over your house for dinner last week.
Edward:……perhaps I have indulged in sexual activity in a swing made for adults.
Max *smirking*: Fiona and I almost had sex on a motorcycle once. *snaps fingers* Wait, I forgot. Then we did have sex on a motorcycle. My bad.
Edward *horrified yet intrigued*: While it was moving?
Max: Nah. But we’ll probably try it for our one year anniversary.
Edward: Dating a Quinn woman is a tricky and often death-defying experience.
Max: Wouldn’t have it any other way. And speaking of, should we tell everyone the surprise?
Edward: After you, mate.
Max: Not the Marrying Kind and Strictly Professional are coming to audio this year. Fiona was so excited she immediately made six spreadsheets just for fun and then went on a shopping spree at Office Depot.
Edward: Of course there are certain scenes I am quite interested in hearing. The, uh, time I first met Roxy at the tattoo parlor. Our extracurricular activities on the table after the board room meeting. Adopting Matilda, of course. There was also a time when Roxy snuck out of her childhood bedroom and into her parent’s garage to surprise me while wearing revealing pajamas.
Max: That fire escape scene would probably be pretty amazing to hear. Helping Pop before his date in Central Park. Seeing Fiona dancing to The Clash at The Red Room. A particularly memorable experience in a supply closet. Cooking her macaroni and cheese on our second date.
Edward: Good lord, is it just my imagination or are we bloody obsessed with our significant others?
Max *nodding*: Fucking definitely, bro. You told me the sweaty-palms-thing would never go away and it hasn’t. I gave her finger guns again and all she did was ask me if I wanted to go out for dinner.
Edward: Our lives will never be the same.
Max: Yeah. But they were pretty boring before Fiona and Roxy arrived, right?
Edward: It was like watching paint dry.
Max: And now its just sex swings and motorcycles. And spreadsheets. Like, honestly, so many spreadsheets.
I am literally freaking out over this news! You’re also going to hear Lou and Sandy, Elliott St. James, Mateo and Rafael. Pop (!!!!) and Angela! All the Red Room dancing and wedding-dress-shopping and rescue-dog-adopting and contract signing and sexy tattooing.
The amazing folks at Podium Audio will be producing both novels (they will be available on Audible and whisper-synced!) and as soon as we've chosen the narrators and pub dates, I promise you will be the first to know!